EU IV

Mongol, Action Report One

What is my Next Move? Seriously folks.
Sorry its late.

Mongol Action Report Zero

Okay. As a lot of you should be aware I play Crusader Kings II. I have talked to a lot of you about what my next game should be. I have decided that it will be the mongols. This way I can prepare for Tribal Vikings, and just take names, and own people. This way I will be the boss. One of the things I have to worry about is ultimogeniture succession. Which means that I will have to make sure when I get old, I don't want to have young kids who get a regent. Regents are the ban of the mongols, they dont allow a lot of the fun things that Mongols are known for.

This is going to a hard game, because of a few things – I am tribal which means I will have to play the game with max control of territories. While this will get my people mad, it will mean that I have a bigger army to crush revolters. It will be nicer. Though once I become a real monarchry I will need to give these territories away. Either as Kingdoms or Duchies or Counties. Not sure which. Another thing I will need to worry about, is being an unreformed pagan. Meaning that anyone can just attack me, try and convert me. So that is another thing that will be need to fix.

I will keep the good people informed on my Mongol Progress. It will be an iron man game, so that will hurt me a bit. The plan is to keep you informed on how I do via giving an action report on each dead Leader of the Monogls. So the first one will be soon due to the old age of the first Mongol. 

Wish me luck.

stuff

Charts of Nations and Religous Powers
Map of Cultures

Religions of the World

(the red line is Cathar)

Nations of the World, and their Revolts

 

Ireland - CK II - AAR - Part 4

September 14^th, 885

Looting wasn't enough for me. I craved more land. More stability. So I decided that war would also be a good thing. War against the weaker people, who I have a totally and fair legit, not fake claim to there land. This will be the greatest and swiftest victory ever. Unlike that last seven year war.

January 15^th, 886

Finnaly my wound in my eblow is healed. I can now fight like a real man. Take names, like a boss. Kill innocent tulips like a pro. There is going to be nothing that gets in my way of making a grand rulership for my two daughters. The joys in my world. Knowing they are alive and weell is the best thing I could hope for. Plus theres the added benefit of grossing them out with this new scar on my eblow left over from my old wound

April 30^th, 855

Told you this would be a quick war. I probable didnt need all that extra muscle I gathered. It took a lot of hit on my status, and recongintion. But I will rebuild that. Land is just important as status. Without land, people cant respect you for being a true and noble leader. Plus it was nice of me to give my people some action.

May 30^th, 886

Since my second daughter just had her sixth birth day its time to find her a tutor. Since she already understands so much about how politics works. I think I will let the best man for politics train her. This way she will be the undisputed best queen Ireland has ever had when I get rich enough to make the Kingdom of Ireland. Or at least the greatest Duchy in the Northern parts of Ireland. She will be undisputed the greatest, just like her elder sister is the greatest.

March 11^th, 887

My son married the lady who I arranged for him. Sure shes a lot younger then him. But She is pretty and there kids will be great.

December 1^st, 887

I may be an old man. I may be almost 61 years old, but I am a great warrior. I have found a path in the nearby woods where I can stay in shape. Running so that I am in top shape and in great health, and a force to be reckoned with.

December 8^th, 887

I am a great warrior. Nothing will stand in my way. I like my neighbors love war, so do I. Its this love of War, that caused me to lose my fear of fear. I fear nothing now, so there is nothing that will stop me from my goals to leave my daughter a great land. A lot of land to be tribal on.

May 31^st, 888

Now that my conquered land have finally excepted me as there new ruler, I can now call enough soldiers together to go raiding. Without the help or hindrance of needing to pay for troops with money, status, or other. This means that there will be a more loot to pillage, when I pillage my enemy. I will make them regret not sending my daughter a gift on her sixth birthday last year. We will crush all the people and then buy my daughter a gift with there money. We just want there money. They can keep there land.

June 17^th, 888

Ever since I hurt my son all those years ago, he cant seem to figure out how to use a sword properly. Now he is my heir to my kingdom. I don't want my heir to not know how to fight, but the fact that he is so clumsy and unskilled that a lesser man would be too interfered to do it. A slightly better man would ask for payment to train him to be a good swordsmen. Me, on the other hand. Fear absolutely nothing. I will train my son, and I will not be scared doing it. I will make him the best swordsmen ever seen.

April 10^th, 889

I did it. I created a dukedom. I told my princess they would be true and real princess. This is just one step closer to that goal. They are now Duchess. Which is a great leap forward. I just cant die in my old age. There happiness, wellbeing and is just to important to me. I don't want them to be mad, or upset. I just want them to be prefect little angels that I know they are.

February 16^th, 890

I am now a grandfather. My daughter in law gave birth to a beautiful girl. This means that I have seen my son continue my our line. Our glorious linage. With this I can now die a happy and fulfilled man.

February 22, 890

Today is an interesting development. I didn't realize that since my realm was so large that displaced rulers would come flocking to my Kingdom. I just got a new member of my kingdom by him running from his lost county. I would laugh at him, but I am not going to tempt Gods wrath, for the Wrath of God is vengeful and mighty. We don't want to upset that god.

September 6^th, 890

A dull day. A short entry, My nephew had a son.

October 28^th, 890

So my eldest daughter, my first duchess in waiting has turned 16 today. This means she has to have a great party today. One to rival the Princess of Aquitaine. I will make it so grand that people will be talking about it for eons, and when the days are gone they will still be talking about it.

Even more important then this, is my duty at as her father to choose her husband. Now I want to choose some one around her age. Who will love and cherish her the way I do. I am half tempted to just pick some one close by that would fit the bill, but she deserves the royalty that she deserves. So we have two criteria to fill: Some one her age, and some one with land (presumable a king or such)).

My choices are the King Ota of Great Moravia – an lazy ambitious charitible young lad at the age of 12, Konrad age 8 – king of Barvara and Burgandy, or Duke Berenguie III of Toulouse – he is an ambitious Brilliant Strategist. Konrad I find just way to young and therefor an unknown variable. I cant risk that by the time my daughter gets married that I will be dead and Konrad will be a bad choice. Berenguie is a truly safe bet. His family has had that dukedom for years, its his bum leg that worries me.

While I will have to wait, King Ota will make my daughter who I always knew was a princess into the next logical step. A queen. Sure she may be far from home, but she will be a good wife. A loving wife. Also this will give my wife four years to get to know her future husband. I think King Ota is the right bet.

January 1^st, 891

I have decide that the walls around my main fort are too weak. I will begin the labour of love to increase there strength. Increase the strength of my men. Maybe increase a few laws too while I am at.

September 13^th, 891

I have decide to show all my doubters, all those who call me weak, or old, or both, that they are wrong. I am just a great a warrior as anyone in my realm. I am better even. The best maybe. I will prove it to them all at the spear throwing contest I will be holding in the near future. This will show all those unbelievers what a true christian king can do. I may have a smaller territory then Aquitaine or Scotland, but I am still a king. God knows this. I know this.

September 17^th, 891

This is grand. The spear throwing contest is going very well, but there have been a few accidents that have occurred. Not my fault, I didnt throw the spear while some one was out measuring the last spear thrown. I do not fear getting an injury, but the spear teared everything below his one knee completely and utter off. It was kinda gross to look at.

September 22^nd, 891

After days of the competition being whittled down, a victor has finally emerged. I was shocked to see a man of the cloth Though I am glad it was the one I know, and interested with tutoring my daughter. The one called Bishop Bruide of Con Doire. Hes currently my council member, more specifically my court Chaplain, Also known as the most spirtual man in my kingdom. So good on him. Good win.

September 29^th, 891

My running, and my competing in the competition have paved off. I am in better shape then I was before. I Think I should utilize my knew found skills by going to war. I think that Norsemen should finally be shown true Irish hospitality, and kicked out of this beautiful island.

July 5^th. 892

Stupid Foreigner politics leaving me without a reason for war. With no reason for war, that war ended kind of abruptly, and suddenly. Now I am upset. I still need to feel victor, I guess the only other option is to go after the only other person I have a Casus Belli for there land. The Chief of Tir Eoghain. I want his land, as my own, not him as a member of my court. I think I will pent my frustrations out on him.

October 28^th, 893

The war was successful. There are two things I want to note quickly. First off is its my younger sons birthday today. He became an underhanded rouge. Dont know if I want to marry him off right away. Secondly there I joined in support of a holy war. I am a true catholic and destroying those heretics is a true catholic job. When this country is united under one family we wont have to worry about heretics any more.

February 1^st, 894

I couldnt of asked for Ota to become a better man, a truer king, and the perfect husband material, then he already has. He is a mighty king master of all schools of being a king. He will make my daughter happy. I am glad I went with him to be my future son-in-law. He will make me, my duaghter, and God proud.

November 11^th, 895

Fiachne my spymaster has died. I need to pick a new one. Looks like Bishop Caicher of Ceann Lios seems to be the best pick for the job. He is also a Bishop and a man of the cloth, and after the spear throwing contest I know bishops are better then they look.

February 27^th, 896

This old man still got it. I just got my wife pregnant again. I feel like I twenty nine years old, not sixty nine. I wonder what gender the child would be.

May 29^th, 896

Ben-Laign is of age now. She became a grey I think Konrad, King of Burgandry. Is the best choice, a King for my princess, and he is only two years younger. A lot less of a gamble then he was for my elder daughter.

April 25^th, 896

I am still training to stay in shape. Nothing like a war to get the blood pumping. Their is nothing wrong with a war to keep in shape. I cant help but think that think war is the best way to be a great man.

September 29^th, 896

I have a new daughter named Cacht. I am too old to be a father.

April12th, 897

What happened to me? I used to be a great warrior, a great leader of men. Now I cant seem to win a single war against anyone. I am complete and utter push over. Its an embarcement to be locked in jail and have your wars turn against you. Maybe I was more effective when I wasn't in my late sixties. I wish I could prove to others I still have it, but I seem to becoming a big joke.

Ireland - CK II - AAR - Part 3

October 29^th, 880

there are good things, even in times of constant war. My daughter needs some one to tutor her. Some one that will make life so good for me. I could choose some one who excels in a certain area. Like some one really good at knowing the ins and outs of politics. Or some one who knows the laws really well. But my princess deserves better then that. She deserves a well rounded education. Some one who is a jack of all trades, so that my princess will know everything really well. That is why Bishop Bruide of Con Doire will educate my daughter.

February 3^rd, 881

I love Peasants. They are the best tools of war, especially when they rise up against our enemies, and pave a way for us to sneak in behind them to conquer and win this war. This war that's been going on forever.

February 28^th, 881

I spoke to early in the early days of this month. The peasants had more horses then I expected and jumped my army. They attacked me. All I did was try and win a simple war.

December 12^th 881

I just realized going back, that in 880 I wrote down the wrong date. I am really sorry about that. I hope who ever is reading this. Whenever they are reading it doesn't hold it against me. Anyways I think I may found a way around this war of mine. Boats. Simple easy I don't know why I didn't think of it before today. Its a great way to win a war. Now I just need to attack and win. That might be a bit harder said then done.

Before February 19^th, 882

My spymaster died. I didn't even remember his name. Now I need to figure out who to replace him the problem is that I don't have any one that's even half as good as he was. So I am going to have some second rate man as my spymaster. I have decided on Fiachnae. Hes the best man for the Job.

September 30^th, 882

Okay so Bishop Bruide of Con Doire, is trying to convince me that since he was such a good choice to be the Guardian of my elder princess, that he would also make a Better court Chaplion then my current one. Who happens to be my half-brother. The Half-brother who's son got married behind my back. My half-brother who deserves to rot in on a burning roof. Of Course I will choose Bishop Bruide of Con Doire over my dim half wit moronic loser of a brother.

November 17tth, 882

My half wit half dumb half-brother now wants to be my spymaster. While he is better at the job then my current one. I like Fiachnae, hes a good guy. So I will give him a chance. Give him a shot. I will hope the half forgets about it, thought that is highly unlikely.

November 11^th, 883

This has been a dull year. Besides turning the tide in the war. Starting to win a long war, nothing has really happened this year. Unlike other years where ever little simple thing went wrong. Well Finn ally winning this war. Just got to keep the moment on my side, and win it harder. The enemy almost won this war. It was really embarrassing. Now though, Now I am winning.

On top of that, I need to pick a tutor and guardian for my son, He has a good strong head on his shoulder. I think I want him to be my elders son marshal so I will give him to who ever is the best fighter in my entire realm.

February 22, 884
OW OW OW OW. This year is not turning out good for me. This war is just going on way to long for anyone's good. Its so bad, that I know got an Arrow to my elbow. You got any idea how hard it will be to hold a scepter? Go on a hunt? Do anything that a good ruler is suppose to do now that my Elbow has had an arrow through it? It will be damn near painful. I cant believe this is happening to me. Me at the age of 57, just when my luck changes for the better it doesn't change at all.

July 9^th, 884

It still hurts, this arrow through the elbow has certainly changed my life. I would say for the worse here. I wanted to gorge on all the lovely food the cook made for no apparent reason then I was depressed. I will have to eat just bread and water. I want to gorge myself but I'm still in pain. My cook is a good man over all. I cant blaim him for me getting hurt in the throws of war. I'm not giving him a raise though, he makes to much as it is.

May 15^th 885

Oh god, First the Elbow arrow injury, and now I feel sick. I don't want to go on living. This feels like a war zone in my body. This is what hell must be like. I am glad I christian catholic. I will go to heaven where I belong, where all good holy belong. I . Sorry I just convulsed again This sickness is winning the war, just like my enemy's are winning the war on the outside.

August 3^rd. 885

This stupid injury wont go away. But at least I feel alive, and can walk around the palace. Once again. So now that the war has turned against me once again. I need to figure a way to defeat the enemy army, and conquer the land that I need to achieve my goal for my daughters. How I love my daughters, They are just the greatest things that have been in my life. Why just the other day my youngest asked me where babies come from. This made my day, I am attributing this question to the reason why I am no longer sick.

August 30^th, 885

YES! Today is a great day for me. My enemy died! I am alive and one of my prisoners just so happens to be the next in line for the throne. What a way to win a war! Through the stress of war! I guess the Seven Year Northern Ireland War was too much stress for my rival. It just proves that I am the better man. That I was destined to rule his land.

Okay, Now to fullfill my plan I need money, lots and lots of money. I think I can call an army of tribesmen together, plus my own people and loot my neighbours. I think there churchs should have more then enough money for me to fill my coffers and achieve my goal. I will do what I need to do, to achieve my goals of dukedom.

Ireland - CK II - AAR - part 2

January 1^st, 874

I am so proud for my son, whos finnaly come of age. He can now offically wreck shit and I wont be footing the bill. Good boy, he will make a good admininstator. I just have to makes sure he has a vast land to rule over. That should be easly to do. Just loot some neighbors, and conqouer some other people, and clang my son has a vast territory to rule.

January 14^th, 874

Good Good. My noble and wise councilor has managed to do what we pay him for. Fake a claim to another county. This will be awesome. I just got to build a sizable army and clang this guy wont know what hit him. But I will. Oh boy will I know what hit him, the cold end of my armys sword as we wampa stomp his tiny ace back to the dark ages. The look on his face would be so priceless, I cant wait to see it. But time to prepare needs to be delt with. Maybe I will loot his ass before invading. Only time will tell. Only time will tel..

January 24^th 874

I am so glad I have not let that rapscallion of a half brother breed. Now I will have to send my son into hidding just to keep him out of deaths hand. Death dealt by my half brother. Who will be dealt with in a just manor, for is there really any other way to deal with terrorists then in a just and fair manor, nay I say Nay. But to be safe, my son must go into hiding. He must not die, for he is the future of the Isle, the Future of the County, the future of me. He is my legacy, my descendant. I cant let him die.

February 8^th, 874

Thankfully my half-brother is not a complete moron. He understands that when your leige tells you to stop plotting, you stop plotting. Which means I can bring my son out of hidding, He will be so happy to be a free man, well as free as a man who is getting married in ten years can be. His bride is still too young, but it will be a glorious marrage and a glorious union of two great people. I am assured.

February 13^th, 874

The nomads in the mainland have decide that being nomads are not there thing anymore. Who am I to care what a bunch of nomads do? Who am I to care about some King in a far off land. I am still a nomadic tribesmen. I still move with my people, and hunt with my people. This doesnt concern me, why did that stupid messenger even thing of bringing this up with me. I will never know.

March 29^th, 874

My damn witch of a wife. Okay shes not a witch. Shes way to diplomatic to ever even be considered a witch. Anyways shes pregnant with my daughter. Okay if its not my daughter there will be some hell to pay, and I wont be the one that has to pay Charon the boats man of the River of Styx. Nope that will be my dead wifes job, for if I dont get a girl it will be off with her head.

June 23^rd, 874

Mark it on the Calander boys, this year is a good year to be us. Our good old friend Councilour Muiredach is a great man. Already got us a claim on another county. I believe this is a means to celbreate. I know the best way to celberate a good council persons job well done. That is to make sure all my council are married and happy. Hell I am in such a good mood my cranky half brother will get a wife. All good Celtic women of course. This will ensure a great future for our two counties. Today our neighbor tomorrow Scotland!

September 8^th, 874

I had to make a hard choice again today. The cook out did himself today, made everything one could in a feast fit for Ceaser himself. That was the problem, I had to make the choice weather or not to gorge myself on all this food. The temptation was great, but then I remembered that one must know when to hold there vices in check and simply eat bread and water. My will has never been stronger then it was today as I eat my bread and drank my water.

September 9^th, 874

I am glad I didnt gorge myself on food yesterday. Today I welcomed home a long lost lord who disapeared in 867. seven years ago almost to the day. Lifes weird like that, gone seven years to the day and shown up again. But as I have said in the past, I am always happy to see our fellow nobles come back and not be dead in a swamp somewhere. It shows hope that the people of this land are truly good people.

October 28^th, 874

My wife is good to me, too good. She gave me what I wanted the most in the world a daughter. Its due to my daughters birth that I summoned my most trusted men to me. I swore to them that I would be king of All of Ireland and be the force to reckon with. I would be unstopable in my war to gain all that is ungainable. To not stop tell I was King of the greatest island to be given to this earth. That I would be the King and my daughter our greatest princess the land had ever seen. My princess Tomnat would be a real princess that would be showered with anything she ever could want.

December 1^st, 874

As I said before, or ment to say, 874 has been a busy. How was I to know that at the end my whole world would be shattered; I, the future King Of Ireland was wrong. The very first peasent I said was innocent, just ended caught in the act. Which makes me think maybe the second one made sone sort of demon pact with each other to wipe out all there enemys. Strangers in a barn type of situation here, wouldnt surprise me to say the least. I hope the arrows through his stomach hurt like hell before he died. That would suit him

October 31^st 875

So Merchants think they can just push there wears whereve and however they like. They dont realise that pushing there wears, no matter how well done they are, make people angry. I am tempted to punish them, but I realize that most of my income comes from my Kingdom. Without money makers they are no ways to have income so I need to just avoid the merchents for a while cool down, and relax.

December 21^st, 875

I am training to be a better warrior. I attack dummies every day. Its dull though. Dummies cant fight back. I need a partner. Though it needs to be some one I can trust. Who better for me to trust then my heir, my son. He will help me become a better warrior and I can help him became a good warrior therefore a better leader. There is nothing better to lead then a warrior.

February 27^th. 876

Crap my neighbors are in trouble. The have angried there peasants. They are attacking there lords. I hope my people dont end up hating me like that. That would just be bad for ruleing. Hmm. Though this does mean that they will both be easier to conquer and raid after wards. I like this, I dont like the fact that there is a Nord as my neighbor on this island, but I cant really do anything about this. This island should be for the true celtic people of the island, not some crummy invaders.

November 19^th, 876

My son has brought a very important matter to my attention. Sure its a bit greedy of him, but he is a better business man and Julruller then my current steward, and therefore a better choice for steward of my land. My land that seems to be stalled and not currently expanding. I am just bidding my time. Making sure my army is large enough to stomp out all resistance. This Nord at my door step is currently to powerful to mess with. I need stronger allies before I boot him off the island. I hope my son doesnt disapoint me as I appoint him steward.

March 29^th, 877

My wife is pregnant again. This is good. Another daughter will mean another option to get allies. Allies needed to defeat the Nord on my doorstep. Time to Raid and loot my neighbors. I should have a chance at great profit.

September 1^st, 877

No, just no. There is a reason I didnt want my half-brother re-marrying. I guess I let him eventually due to some one else doing a good job. Okay that might not of been smart in hindsight, but anyways, His son. My Nephew. Will not be married. He is too close to my Family line to awared a wife. I think it would be better for my family. My son, my future grand kids if he took his voes. This way there would be no challenges to my throne. At least not a strong challenge weak challenges can be delt with fast and swiftly.

October 28^th, 877

Shit this stupid wife of mine had a baby boy. Its a stupid fucking boy, that means my land will be divided between my kids. That is not good. That needs to change now. Not tomorrow, not in a week. I need to figure out some way some how to save my kingdom from falling apart. From being torn asunder from my kids inheriting differnent plots of land. There has to be a better swifter way.

July 28^th. 878

I know I disliked my wife for being stupid and giving me a boy but I never wanted this to happen. My wife wasnt well after giving birth to my son. She survived tell today, my wife. My beuatiful young wife is now dead. This is a time to give. A time to think about the future, and the past. A time to reflect on our plans. I need to mourn the loss of my wife.

December 8^th, 878

My nephew is smarter then I gave him credit for. He got married behind my back. This means I should also get married again. Dont want some fake like my nephew on the throne after I am gone.This also gives me an idea. I am a count, but if I was a duke my elder son would rule over my younger son and therefor they wont have to go to war to regain all I have lost. That will be a good thing. All the ladies are too young for me, I dont want to marry some one 36 years younger then me. I think found some one. Shes only 31 years younger then me, I still feel thats a big gap, but my son and daughter need a mother figure in there life so She will have to do. I know that my eldest son is just 3 years younger then my wife, but I and he will have to live with that.

On a side note, all my raiding recently has given me a nice profit.

April 25^th, 879

Damn my luck, everything is not going my way. This war I am losing, I just hurt my son badly with a wooden training stick. Nothing is going my way. Heck my wife is spurning all my advances. Its like the world hates me right now. I had to spend all my money just to have a fighting chance in this war. This is not a good life for me.

October 28^th, 879

I hope my luck is changing with my second wife being pregnant. Otherwise this is just going to go down hill extremely fast.

May 29^th, 890

My Wife is a good person, she gave me the Princess I need, and I have to become a duke for my princess, a duchess is much better then a countess. Her beautiful name is Ben-Laigen, a great name. A name worth of a legend. I just have to figure a way to win this war. I cant afford to lose this war. I might be poor but I need to be able to win this war for my kids. My beautiful kids.