Khon Sherab Tsulrim of Sayka.
Looked to the North and say two large kingdoms the ruling Queen of one country married to the King of the other country. Have to do my best to make both the King and the Queen like me. So that I can find a way to upgrade my life. So my land is lost between kids fighting.
South seems more viable. A small kingdom and a small dutchy [Raja] Lets go raiding both of them. Lets consintrate on the Raja. Found an axe. Good omen. Lets try to take some land from this guy.
Wait hold up. Wait. Hold he has money? How does he have money I raided all his land. Urg. Okay. Lets white peace this and go back to raiding. I seem to be good at the looting people.
Okay. So still have peace treaty with duchy lets try kingdom of Nepal. They have been really well looted. Should be an easy grab. Wait. Hold up. You have an ally with five thousand troops? Lets back out of that. Another white peace? Okay okay.
Back to looting. Okay I'm now in my late 30s and not any Closer to keeping my land together. The Raja peace treaty is over. They are looted. They have no allies. Due to being looted no one wanted to fight for them. What can go wrong with trying to claim the land that is mine because its on my border?
We are winning. No no no. Holy warriors? I guess you are not buddhist like me but are Sunni. You can gather holy warriors to beat me up. But if I white peace before the warriors beat me up I will still have an army. Yes do that.
Okay what do I do now? The North is still scary two kingdoms. My omen about the south was off. Dont own the right land to make a Raja of my own. Im getting into my 40s now. Need something.
Okay new plan go west. There is a few independent lords that way. We can go about stealing there land. Lets loot them first. Because thats never failed before.
Okay one down two ... Okay big emperor made west ward expansion limited. But when I have more money lets go west once more.
Wait hold up the peasants are revolting? Damn Sunni peasants. Time to extort my people to buy mercenaries to squish these revolting peasants. Oh crud almost went bankrupt. Time to loot some more.
Wait hold up. The peasants are rising up again? i was just about to go to war with this count dudette. All my allies pledge support but are too busy with other things. Okay so the peasants united these two counties together? Oh snap he might form the Raja before I can. Need to declare war now for my county back.
Got my old land back and now im 49 this isnt good at all. Okay going to be a truce breaker and declare war two years after the peace. Need the land to form the Raja. Yes. I am now the Galypo of Utteranchal.
Woot that was much easier. West was easy. Time to go back to looting. Okay Nepal ate the Raja very interesting. Whats this? A pair of Sai okay cool. But remember the axe. Not a sign.
Just rest, and loot. That is all I need to do, so I can afford Mercs encase I am invade. Just keep raiding people and avoiding there armys. Oh? One of my allies called me into war. Sure I will claim to support my ally, while not sending any troops to help.
Now I can relax slightly. The Two huge rulers have become one land ruled by one ruler. Which is really scary. But raiding away! Hmm? Whats this? A strange metal chest? Where was it found? To the south? In the Buddhist holy site, owned by the Large nation of Nepal to the south? I know i've done this twice before. But this time the stars have lined up that Buddhist land will grow.
To war I go! Oh no, Im losing. Call in the allies. Yes Nepal, I know have allies. A-ha. Im winning now. No, a Galypo in the north declared war on me. To gain the territory must stop him, but he is stronger then me. Hmm. What if I kill the leader, that might end the war.
That did not work. His child son is now leading the war. Okay. What if I killed his son, that must work. No now there is a young girl leading war effort. Okay that didn't work. I will have to let the large Buddhist kingdom to the North take land.
Will do my best to win the holy land because I will not have any other chance to win. Oh, I feel bad, being six eight years old. I might be dying. I am on my death bed, and Im leaving more land for my son, but also lost some of our starting land. Unsure if that is a win or a lose.
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